dongarent

(verb) To sneak into an Old Folk's Home and switch the oxygen/resperator tanks with the compressed fart-gas of thirteen Nebraska Ironworkers, then dressing like a clown and handing out fortune cookies with bible passages scrawled in red letters on the fortunes.

"No, I don't think that's wierd. My ex used to dongarent on thursdays at Willow Lakes, but he had to quit because of a Nebraska construction disaster ruined his fart-gas hook-up, and clowning around with bible-fortunes sort of lost its splendor I guess after that..."

by moldy anus March 18, 2009

Donbarn

A wild animal, usually craving sex.

The penguin was a donbarn.

by CloudedPanda June 21, 2016

dongbear

a bear with a giant penis

did u see that huge dongbear

by slimezorua September 4, 2016

Dogbarry

A man who is not sure if he's a man named Barry who isn't a dog or if he's a dog called Barry who's clever.

That lad over there has been dogbarry since his mother died.

by Butler1210 January 3, 2017

Dongari

An embodiment of a practical thing; a lyrical sanity encapsuled within a physical being. "Dongarie" can be used as a verb, adjective, or passive aggressive verb. Dongaries have many use cases and can be used, but is not limited, to a single thing.

Hi could I have a dongarie, please?
Sure, would you like whip with that as well?

Is your dongarie big?

Yeah it's beyond your own good

Are you going to the Sajin Dongarie today?
Yeah, let's go together !

by Dongarie_93 August 7, 2017

Dongaroo

A large, tan, adventurous penis belonging to an Australian man. Often as spoken by non-native tourists visiting Australia who have a short fling with an Australian.

OMG, last night was crazy. Remember when you said that guy looked like he had a big old dongaroo? Well we went back to his place, and let me tell you, he’s packing big ol’ dongaroo.

by TampaDonger July 24, 2018

dongboard

A penis shaped longboard.

A friend rides a dongboard instead of a regular longboard.

by MrStupid November 12, 2018