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something to say to your friends when you didn’t ask for what they just said.
dylan: bro i got 100% on my test!!
tyler: that’s cool but i don’t remember asking
by tbrockman76 April 8, 2020
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If-Asked-Don't-Tell

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If-Asked-Don't-Tell - is a policy position reserved for the formerely-unbiased press of suddenly being "blind-deaf-and dumb" about any recognition of wrongdoing, unethical behavior, or corruption by any noteworthy liberal.

It especially applies to any politician that was ideologically (or even financially) supported by that same news media "opinion machine" - and relates to the "separation of press and state".
Q - "Did you hear about the Democrat Congressman who..?"

A - "Shhhh - we have an If-Asked-Don't-Tell policy and I can't comment on that - and I have a deadline for a Palin expose'.."

(Similar to the "Don't Ask Don't Tell" policy regarding sexual deviance - except that it applies to a deviation from ethics and good journalism - or both)
by op_position November 12, 2010
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Very simply defined as a one night stand, where you ask no questions about your partner, and tell them nothing about yourself.
"I got a one night stand with this chic at the bar last night."
"Oh thats cool, tell me about her."
"It was a dont ask, dont tell relationship."
by Me the Breadcat July 18, 2015
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Very simply defined as a one night stand, where you ask no questions about your partner, and tell them nothing about yourself.
"I got a one night stand with this chic at the bar last night."
"Oh thats cool, tell me about her."
"It was a dont ask, dont tell relationship."
by Me the Breadcat July 18, 2015
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damn bro i must have altsimers cause i dont remember asking
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Dontaskpurr

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Hottest women alive with a camera roll filled with dabi smut
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by _piss June 8, 2021
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