Doke

Shortened name for Diet Coke. (noun) Can also be used as a verb.

Hand me a Doke; I'm thirsty. or Doke me.

by Mom40 June 04, 2010

Dokes

Buttocks of ladies

"Hey, look at that girl, nice dokes, hmmm"

by $mart@$$ April 11, 2009

Doke

A word that can be substituted with the work Joke or Kidding in the sentence " Are you joking/kidding me?"

Usually used when you are rageing in anger.

*Dies in Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 by a noob tube.*

"ARE YOU f%*ING DOKEING ME!?!"

by LemonSmack and Nightlyfe February 07, 2010

Doke

Someone who doesn't show up when you want to go out. A person who says he'll hang out with you and then decides not to.

Don't be a doke tonight when we meet up at the club.
You doked out on us last night, where the hell were you???
You god damn doker, we were supposed to meet at the strip joint and you never showed!

by Zerocore September 09, 2005

doked

any specific event that takes place in a person's life which causes this person to be rather unpleasant to look at; the person has been "dealt a bad hand".

Look at that store clerk with acne covering his face. That boy got "doked".

by Shemp Shine February 28, 2004

Doke

An adaptation of the word stoke. Also referred to as "dick-stoked". Used to describe stoke that occurs in/for your penis. It is more powerful than regular stoke. Reaching your plateau in stoke is impossible, but if you did then further increasing your stoke would cause doke to result. If you ever were to truly achieve doke your mind and penis would explode due to stoke overload. This explosion would also be the most intense orgasm that you cannot even fathom in your imagination. (Note: There is never too much stoke or doke, only too little).

"These bitches are making me so doked"

"I'm so doke around your mom"

by doked cobra February 03, 2010

Doke

n. /dōk/

1. Penis. (Origin: ME /Dok/ Trimmed tail hair. Similar: Dock n. The solid or fleshy part of an animal's tail, as distinguished from the hair.)

2. (Slang) Derogatory term. (Similar: Dick.)

3. Interjection. (Used to express surprise, irritation, disgust, etc. Similar: Hell.)

"A MMA fighter misplaced a knee strike, hitting the opponent in the doke."

"That cashier at Wal-mart was such a doke!"

"What the doke!"

by NexSerenade October 19, 2012