dogmatic

When a dog does something on its own.

Spot dogmatically barks at any passing cars

by definitelynotadog June 15, 2018

dogmatic

constipated sasha

by sashafan July 10, 2003

Dogmatic

When a girl gets up on her knees during sex without being told to do so

True dogmatic girlfriends are so rare to find. A treasure to keep if you do.

by Audio joe August 8, 2022

Dogmatically Retarded

An insult meant for someone who would lay down their opinion as absolute fact despite being intellectually dishonest. Typically once their claim has been addressed, instead of engaging with the point, they will quickly blurt out something off the top of their head that usually will yet again be dishonest.

Jess has bad takes, he is dogmatically retarded.

by Barrack Hussein Obamna December 6, 2022

Dogtism

Dog•tism noun: An individual on the autistic spectrum who unknowingly to themselves displays determination, sex appeal, charisma, or a combination of said traits or similar characteristics due to their unique and gifted circumstances.

Even though Billy has autism, his silence and musical talents sure do make him popular with the ladies. That's what happens when you have a no quite dog mentality and autism, you're gifted with Dogtism.

by ShanetheAlien August 20, 2023

Dogtism

Dog•tism noun: An individual on the autistic spectrum who has the unexplainable gift of being able to communicate and attract any dog they come in contact with.

How does Matt always have complete free control over any dog he sees? Dogs just seem to happily follow and listen to him, often even without verbal communication. It must be his dogtism…

by ImMakinEmAtNight February 21, 2025

DOGMATICA

really fucking good femtanyl song

dude did you listen to dogmatica?? that shit SLAPS

by ivomitedonthebed October 23, 2025