When a guy is in the proverbial "doghouse" with his woman and knows his chances of getting sex is low, which makes him want sex more since he can't have it. Constant hard-ons are the result.
by Jessykaw March 25, 2017
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Michael: “Guess what guys? I found a dog horse magenta dildo under my grandma’s bed. I wonder how much of it she can take!
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by emcee2 March 9, 2008
Get the doghouse mug.slang term for a bass guitar or a stand up bass. usually in reference to being played in rock, blues or jazz.
hey sucka! Git up on that doghouse and let's take off! (pick up your bass guitar and let's improvise some music)
by david Horowitz November 29, 2006
Get the doghouse mug.When a lonely elderly person moans for the sake of moaning because they have given up on life and are scared of what lays ahead in the future. They tend not to deal well with things moving forward or advances in modern life. They also harp on about things that happened in the fifties. 99.9% of what they say tends to be mind numbingly boring and not interesting.
by Sheilagoesoutwithhermatestella July 28, 2017
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B: So in the doghouse.
B: So in the doghouse.
by totally-not-in-the-doghouse October 16, 2012
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the doghouse is the shithouse
by fffffffrunkis September 30, 2006
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