dismiss yourself

1) Used to let someone know that they are unwanted or need to leave the current situation
2) Used to deflate the conceitedness of an individual who might be feeling themselves
3) Used when someone, a friend or otherwise, does something that is just unacceptable

Guy 1: Hey bro you know the only thing that matters in life is eating ass

Guy 2: Cancel that, and dismiss yourself

Girl: Pssh, I'm too fine for all of you!
Guy: If you don't getcho ass on! Please dismiss yourself.

Guy 1: Is it bad that I like to play with myself in public
Guy 2: *Russell Westbrook face* bro wtf! Dismiss yourself

by Urban Pathfinder December 24, 2015

Dismission

When a patient meets admission criteria but is not admitted.

EMS transport picked up Mr. Stand after his dismission.

by Nurse Lil Foot February 28, 2019

Dismiss

A way for teachers to harass their students without putting their jobs and/or status at risk.

Teacher : "The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do."

Student #1 : "Shut your bitch ass up Mr. Smith, on my momma I'll slap the goody out yo ass my nigga."

by Antagonize November 4, 2020

dismisbelief

A state of unbelievabilty so unmatched that it has no specific meaning but the word itself

How is that even possible, I am in a state of dismisbelief.

by Taj-_-Richards January 12, 2021

Dismiss em get em outta here

When their music was lock and now its time to go home

Kyle said the music was lock 🔐 from Frederick st the parade over dismiss em get em outta here

by Woodro242 May 30, 2021

Dismisschriz

An instagram account of a psychopath named chriz.

Dismisschriz posted another weird thing on her story which is gonna traumatize you for life

by Iyellalotbutidontmeanit November 29, 2021

Dismissed him

Didn’t answer his texts

He sent me a text and i totally dismissed him

by Word wisdom July 14, 2022