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dismi

Dismi is a nickname for the Indian girl name "rishmitha". Also commonly an aundy
Yo dismi how u been?
by HasteCUBE January 12, 2021
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disemvowel

1. Sloppy spelling or lazy composition of words and phrases resulting in words comprised of mostly consonants; disemvoweling is often committed by people in a rush to change their Facebook status updates or in instant messaging. Sometimes vowels are replaced with symbols, or numbers.

2. Deliberate exclusion of vowels in a word with the intention of saving time in certain forms of shorthand or as in the case of semetic languages.
Camille: "HW R U BBY?"

Jeff: "Gr8, G2G... l8tr?"

Camille: "SH!T, kk."

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Teacher 1: "I don't get kids these days, always on their electronic gadgets, sexting and *GR8-ing* on my nerves..."

Teacher 2:" They've completely disemvoweled the English language, it's atrocious..."
by Sunshyne Lollipops February 2, 2010
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disseminate

V. When a male blows his load all over the place.
John paid a hooker so he could disseminate on her. When he did, his semen was everywhere.
by Craig Winkels September 1, 2009
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disseminate

To cleanse of semen.
At work Carol divided most of her time between bukakke shoots and the time it took her to disseminate after sessions.
by Dr Harry Johnson November 19, 2015
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dismisinformation

Information presented in an intentionally inflammatory light without regard for its accuracy nor responsibility for the effect of its presentation, sometimes to drive an agenda but often just to invoke a strong negative emotional response (see "trolling") that can be dismissed by any intelligent person without research or dispute based on the clear biases, logical fallacies, willful ignorance, and crude delivery.

Disinformation is a superset of information that includes attributed verifiable facts, misinformation (incorrect or misleading information presented as fact, either intentionally or unintentionally), disinformation (a subset of misinformation which is deliberately deceptive), and rumors (information not attributed to any particular source, and so are unreliable and often unverified, but can turn out to be either true or false) that is characterized primarily by delivery by idiots and trolls without interest in truth, only in "ratings", "upvotes", or perverse joy from evoking anger and hatred.
We now live in the dismisinformation age, inundated by a flood of disinformation and misinformation that empowers and escalates conflict without regard for humanity, truth, logic, reason, or the cost to human lives and the future of society.

Social media is a dismisinformation tool providing infinite noise to drown out truth; consuming it is akin to drinking radiator fluid in the hope it will cool down your emotions, without observing the warning labels nor caring that it is poison and will actually kill you, slowly and horrifically as demonstrated through many well-known tormented murders.

Purveyors of dismisinformation would suffer from cognitive dissonance if they were capable of believing the crap they were sharing as "truth".
by mesi March 16, 2022
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Women Disexister

The almighty women disexister, this man can disexist all women that he approaches. As soon as a woman approaches the almighty disexister, they become a man, or a catfish.
Fuck boy 1: "I want to be just like the women disexister one day"
Fuck boy 2: "Me too."
by TheBigPrisoner July 27, 2021
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dis and dismissed

an alternative to saying "Shutdown!" when someone is badly insulted
Kid #1: Ur Momma!
Kid #2: (crying)
Kid #3: Ha Ha! That was a dis and dismissed!
by diskid June 13, 2004
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