Skip to main content

lead singer's disease

The tendency for the lead singer of a rock band to become egotistical and impossible to work.

There are a number of factors that can contribute to the onset of LSD including; a natural tendency in the singer to act like a prima donna and treat other people like shit, the level of fame and fortune the band manages to achieve (whether deserved or not), how quickly the band goes from being dirt poor and unknown to filthy rich and overly famous, and whether or not other members of the band have enough talent to compete with the singer for the public and the media's attention.

LSD is often fatal… …for the band. Once a singer develops LSD there is very little hope of them ever recovering from it.

PLAIN ENGLISH VERSION: Lead singer's disease is what happens when a lead singer lets the success of their band go to their head, starts acting like he or she is god and begins to demand that everything be done their way. If they don't get their way their inflated ego makes them think that they don't need the other band members and the band splits up.
Who do you think is a worse case of lead singer's disease, Axl Rose or David Lee Roth?

Ballzheimer's Disease 

When a male is in the midst of sexual relations with a female and accidentally utters a different women's name.
Rob: So me and Tracy broke up.

Frank: Really? What happened?

Rob: Well she was going down on me and I yelled out Debbie. She got all pissed off and left.

Frank: Ah. Ballzheimer's Disease.
Ballzheimer's Disease by Joe Fist January 23, 2009

Kate's Disease 

1. A disease which causes you to lose all sense of spelling and grammar. Usually caused by someone being over-tired, they have the typing abilities of a chimpanzee and usually piss everyone off EXCEPT for anyone else who has Kate's Disease. It's also quite contagious.

2. Usually performed by NOT deleting anything at all that you type, laying down while typing, not looking at the screen, and pressing enter every 5 seconds
"ROFL
omfg
i toraly ahave kate's disease rghght now
lmfao
YOUA GUYZ
are
tgbd e best
evurdrr
ahaabahbaahahahb"
Kate's Disease by Ryan :o April 1, 2008

Balzheimer's disease

An affliction affecting male subjects in which lapses of memory, specifically regarding the identity of their significant others, occur. This condition is usually triggered by short skirts, painted-on jeans, subtle feminine winks, and overt instances of camel toe. All men are afflicted to some degree and I sincerely pity the fool who dreams up a cure.
She took him back for the eleventh time as she fully understood the severity of his Balzheimer's disease.

Knoa's Disease 

The disease that can strike without warning, Knoa's Disease has affected a number of young men worldwide.

Symptoms includes being ridiculously good looking, sexy, and smelling great.

The disease can cause extreme jealousy in other men and can cause women to become overly hot and bothered.
"That guy has a touch of "Knoa's Disease"

youngblood's disease 

A term coined by Linkara, a comic book reviewer from Channel Awesome. It refers to certain type of bad facial feature in comic books, where Linkara first noticed it in Young Blood's #1.

The eyes on characters are either non-existent or just really poorly drawn in. Young Blood's Disease afflicted millions during the Dark Age of Comics, and even today cases have been known to pop up.
This comic book sucks! Who the hell drew the faces for these characters? They've all got Youngblood's Disease!