dirtyturtlesockfucker

when you put a whole bottle of lotion in your sock and start jacking off. when your about to cum you pull of the sock in a special way to make it inside out, wipe the remaining lotion from youre penis. then get a bucket of ice and stick youre dick in it. afterwards analfuck youre wrinkly old grandma till you cum on her dentures. wait an hour till you get a boner and tease a snapping turtle with it. then grab the little snapping turtle and shove youre dick into its little butthole and FUCK BOY FUCK. then when you cum the turtle shouldnt be able to stand the rushing cum and he will explode all over your dick with a spermy, bloody, turtley mess

aw fuck yeah i had the best dirtyturtlesockfucker yesterday

by motherfuckingrabbit April 12, 2011

Dirtybit

When a boy or girl has dirty low downs or hang lows

She's got a real dirtybit, trust me

by S3INFELD December 18, 2010

dirtbutton

Ancient Roman reference to the entrance of your cornchute. The last place a turd flies out of before it hits the ground.

Why don't you polish my dirtbutton after you wax your chodes.

Today I am going to get my dirtbutton bleached.

by Senor Chodes October 19, 2004

dirtyburg

A nickname for my hometown, Galesburg Illinois, due to its high pregnancy rate but mainly because of our exceedingly high population of SKANKS!

I'm heading back to the dirtyburg this weekend

by non-dirtyburg-skank July 5, 2006

Dirty Butt Pickle

Any substitute for any word

You Dirty Butt Pickle

by Dank meme boi October 22, 2018

dirtybut

Someone who fucks the whole of community. Whore, scallywag, slut.. similar to a mudcricket…. Usually uses Methamphetamine. WC AL

I love them dirtybuts.

by ONeill22 November 25, 2022

Dirtybathtub123

A person PC gamer with a fucking brain disorder

WHY CAN'T YOU DIE DIRTYBATHTUB123.

by Dirtybathtub August 13, 2022