When the red rivers flowing, take the dirt road home

Having Anal Intercourse while a girl is on her period.

Joe: I really wanna fuck Joanna, but she's on her period

Fred:Well, you know what they say, when the red rivers flowing, take the dirt road home.

Joe: I better bring lube.

by Mike hock. July 16, 2010

Reverse rocking chair dirty gorilla mask

When your lady has your legs pinned to the headboard and is eating your ass while you are uncontrollably cumming onto your own face. She then rips out the hairs of your ass and throws it at your face and it sticks to the jizz.

I had Hanks Throbbing member in my mouth the other night and I threatened to reverse rocking chair dirty gorilla mask him! Ooofffff!!!

by Tony Papadog February 12, 2019

dirtyriverwater

the hottest person to ever walk the planet, and mikado sannoji‘s significant other.

“hey do you know @dirtyriverwater on tiktok?” “oh you mean mikado sannojis secret lover?”

by mikadosannojiii July 23, 2021

If the river runs red take the dirt track instead

If one's girlfriend is on a period one should stick one's cock up her ass instead

When a man fucks his lady up the ass because she is on her periods to avoid a bloodstained cock

by Bob March 26, 2005

If The River's Red, Try The Dirt Track Instead

Comical saying. Means if your woman's flowing, do her up the arse.

Dave: Man, I can't have sex with Lucy at the moment, she's having her period!
Phil: So what? If the river's red, try the dirt track instead!

by Public Enemy Number 42 May 3, 2008

when the river runs red take the dirt road

when a woman is on her period and you are having sex flip her over and have anal sex

"when the river runs red take the dirt road", said my horny father

by incorrect defenitions June 6, 2014