Dirty Martinez 

A Dirty Martinez is a sexual act performed when a male puts either his penis or his finger in a woman's ass and then he pulls out to wipe it on her upper lip

I just gave this chick the Dirty Martinez.

Dirty Martinez by Tall kan February 25, 2022

Dirty Martini 

When they ask for a dirty martini, you put the bottle up your butt and then pour some in and start twerking to stir it up, and then shotgun blast poop and alcohol all over their face.

“Hey Kyle, could I get a dirty martini on the rocks?”

Dirty Martini by Gamer gaming December 22, 2023

Dirty martini 

When a man cums in a woman’s ass, then takes a pee inside her ass too. He then picks her up and shakes her back and forth like a cocktail.

I gave my woman a dirty martini last night so good, she should’ve been serving drinks to the women from two girls one cup.

Dirty martini by Slammincammin March 1, 2025

Dirty Can Martin 

The act of having to shit yourself while you are gaming and starting to cry because of the pain.

Gf: Why are you Crying?
Me: Im having a Dirty Can Martin

Dirty Can Martin by YodaFamily1 April 28, 2020

Dirty Sanchez Martini 

Not to be confused with the classic Dirty Martini, a Dirty Sanchez Martini is 2 parts gin, 1 part vermouth, and garnished with an 3 "olives" made of poo on a coctail toothpick.

Yesterday my boyfriend fucked a supermodel, so today I mixed them both up a Dirty Sanchez Martini, with extra olives.

Dirty Sanchez Martini by Olive Maker November 10, 2008

Dirty Big Martine

When yer ma goes to an Ann Summers party and hides a sassidge roll in 'er doot and sez she hid it in 'er handbeg while calling ye a durty cunt.

"Yer ma did a Dirty Big Martine. Know where she did this sassidge roll?"
"In 'er doot?"
"In 'er handbeg ya durty wee cunt. "

Dirty Big Martine by Glen Madley, cum thirsty cock May 19, 2021

dirtymartin 

Nice decent guy who has a naughty side in the bedroom. Generally with big shoulders and a nice car

DirtyMartin is an animal in the bedroom and behind the wheel.

dirtymartin by Joejoebloggs2000 April 16, 2020