dirty Desrosiers

When you try to talk to someone about something important, but you listen to him talk for 4 hours about something useless

I was trying to ask him something important, but he pulled a dirty desrosiers

by t800gf May 16, 2023

Dirty DeSantis

When someone makes you who you are today, and you reach around from behind, and metaphorically rub your feces on their lip while you're backstabbing them.

"John fired Mike after Mike built the whole company. John is a dirty desantis.

by Neeboopsh May 27, 2023

Dirty Desiree

When you have a vibrating egg in her pussy and you ass fuck her while controlling the egg via remote. She is a hot sexy desirable woman. You cum in her ass and then use a dildo in her ass to make her cum so hard her legs are twitching.

Get ready for a Dirty Desiree tonight.

by Desilicious January 17, 2024

Dirty Destinee

A sad lapdance given by a past her prime stripper. Not as flexible as she once was, with zero enthusiasm and clearly going through the motions. It often results in asking for a refund and hitting the buffet for riblets one last time before going home to your disappointing marriage and worthless ass kids.

Jeff: How was it?
Dave: It wasn't worth it. A real "dirty destinee". I changed into Sweatpants for nothing.
Jeff:You going to ask for a refund?
Dave: Nah. Let's just hit the buffet and go.
Jeff: I fucking love riblets.

by SkiddilyDoo February 29, 2024

Dirt Dessert

Eatin’ that booty. When you take both hands, move things left and right and go right down the middle. Like taking that 7 iron and going right down the middle of the fairway.

Chelsey: Damn Zach, Dinner was wonderful. How about a little dirt dessert?

Zach: Damn girl, I appreciate the offer but I’ve got a dentist appointment in the morning.

by Sunday Morning May 27, 2019

Dirt Circle Destroyer

One ply or less toilet paper

After I took a crap I wiped my ass with some dirt circle destroyer. Ending up with shit all over my tips.

by dirt_circle_destroyer July 8, 2016