Kentucky fried dirt nap

When you sleep with you manager after breaking up with your boyfriend earlier that day.

I told @theconfessionposts on tik tok that I had a Kentucky fried dirt nap.

by Thepussyslayer420 June 10, 2022

dirt road nap

When you fall asleep while driving and end up in the ditch.

I was really tired today after work and I decided to take a dirt road nap on the way home.

by Ohhboii April 17, 2019

dirt napping

The act of laying in the grave in a dead state.

That dude be dirt nappin' after ma boys bust a cap in his ass.

by KBK January 23, 2005

dirtnap

to kill someone, and therefore make them nap in the dirt

that SOB needs a dirtnap

dirtnap makes my shadow grow

by Set August 22, 2004

dirtnapper

Can be used to describe anyone who is acting in such a way that is socially, economically, and/or spiritually comparable to napping in dirt.

Jake- "Dude, throw away your used condoms."
Mike- " No way man condoms are expensive"
Jake- "......fuckin dirtnapper...."

by Triller605 September 17, 2013

take a dirtnap

What you tell someone you are pissed off at right before you throw a baseball at their head.

"Thats it! Take a dirtnap."

by Sam K. July 13, 2004

dirtnap

To kill someone in call of duty.

You see someone across the map and you scope them in and shoot them; longshot headshot, buzzkill, payback... DIRTNAP!

by jlh1 May 11, 2010