Ditski

A rip of weed for the boys. Usually in a chill environment, like boys night, whether you're hotboxing or drunk as hell. Funny stories and tales of bad hookups are shared.

Rally the bros, we're pounding brews and taking ditskis tonight.

by ThePoonMaestro July 24, 2017

Dr. Dipshit

A Person So Stupid They Have a PHD in being a Dipshit

Denis: Hitler was a Jew Right?

David: Um.....Yeah Dr. Dipshit

by Davidmarks July 29, 2009

Ignoholic Dipshittery

A decision or series of decisions and events that are so absurd that at least one party involved must suffer from some form of mental disability because only someone who is incapable of using fundamental logic or any rational thought would be that moronic.

James: "Yo John, Melissa just broke up with me."
John: "What, why? Wasn't yesterday her birthday?"
James: "A month ago she asked me what I got her for her birthday and I didn't really want to ruin it for her but she kept convincing me to tell her so I did, yesterday she got really upset when she opened her gift."
John: "So she persuaded you to ruin the surprise and then dumped you because you told her the truth?"
James: "Yea."

John: "That's some real ignoholic dipshittery right there."

by Pyrometheus September 1, 2016

Dipske

Commonly used in the Metro detroit area. Another term for "dip" or smokeless tobacco.

Got that dipske son?

I love dipske

Hey man i just got some dipske lets throw some in after quiznos.

by Doctor Dipske August 30, 2009

dipshitidiot

1. A person who knowingly or unknowingly, aggrevates,annoys,or otherwise pisses off another person by being ridiculously stupid.

2. a person who says or does something silly or outlandish that causes another to shake their head in amusement.

The dipshitidiot needs to use his turn signal when he turns!

When asked for her drivers license, my sister the dipshitidiot handed the police officer her JC PENNEYs charge card.

by OhioNana February 20, 2011

dipshitbigot

A person who pretends to be egalitarian but his or her actions and views contradict the ideology. This person takes being a dipshit to a new level.
See DeBlasio

This dipshitbigot loves inviting African Americans to his home but when they accept he says he caught the flu.

by ForErv July 7, 2018

Dipshitarian

1. A special kind of dipshit. One that believes facts are useless, research a waste of time and arguments futile. They take being a dipshit to a new level, and make it a calling. Potential for a third party in the presidential election.

2. See 'Gary Johnson'

Did you hear that guys argument about social security? He had NO facts. What a great dipshitarian

by CallingOutDipshits December 30, 2016