dingleberry

A DRIED UP CLUMP OF SHIT HANGING FROM YOUR ASS HAIR!!!

Don't you hate it when you're on vacation, and on the way you get a dingleberry? And there's no rest stop? And you have to snip off your shit on the side of the highway?

by Cummy worm August 10, 2010

dingleberry

a small piece of dried up poop, that gets stuck to the hairs of your butthole

ex: ahh my butthole itches, oh lookeeey here, i just pulled off a dingleberry

by *shannon January 14, 2008

dingleberry

Chunk of poop left on your corn hole after proceeding in the act of shitting.

I thought I was done pooping, but when i stood up I could feel a dingleberry

by Fundamental April 7, 2008

dingleberry

A person who unwittingly participates in dingleberry humor

Guy 1: Judging from his very poor diet and the fact that he has an excessive amount of body hair, I'd say that Jerry has two dingleberries today.

Guy 2: Heh, heh. Or maybe even like three or four. Wait a minute, what does that mean?

Guy!: You know what? YOU are a dingleberry.

by Ron from the threads April 23, 2010

dingleberry

Little pieces of toilet paper that remains tangled in one's asshairs after wiping.

You ever sit in the tub and have your dingleberries break loose and float up around you? It's gross.

by Pork King April 30, 2003

dingleberry

its when you shit and poop gets caught in your asshair and hardens.

a dingleberry can go unnoticed

by dbone January 5, 2006

dingleberry

One who always feels a need to tagalong often uninvited. One who follows somebody everywhere.

Jimbo's little brother is being a dingleberry and following me everywhere.

by DennisIsEvil December 28, 2005