ding ding

The smallest of all penises. They rang from: ding ding, ding, ding dong, dong, and dong dong. The ding ding, is usually only between .01"-3.0" and can be either very girthy, or very slender. The ding ding although not pleasurable is sometimes encountered in intercourse.

"Dude, I just saw your ding ding."

"Ted's only got a ding ding, compared to Jack."

by Hey Buddy Jay October 17, 2006

Dinge

Dinge means something or someone that’s being annoying

“Ben’s such a dinge “ * object falls * “ah yeh dinge “

by Grace the dinge April 14, 2019

dinged

To get rejected, usually from a graduate school.

"Man, I got dinged yesterday. The decision letter came in a small and thin envelope."

by james December 13, 2003

ding

Phrase commonly used in online RPGs to signifiy gaining one level of experience.

<gain enough xp to level up>
You: ding!
p1: grats
p2: gratz
p3: wo0t!
p4: WTG!!!!11
p5: wtg
p6: woot

pronunciation: ding (as the word is)

by Stimar February 25, 2003

Ding

A way of describing the town of Reading, Berkshire, in the United Kingdom.

"Mate, we need to get down the Ding for a smash up"

by The Cantoons October 28, 2007

ding ding

Ding ding is the word of success.

Yes!! I got paid today..ding ding

by Tasho December 22, 2008

ding ding

Illegal slot machine

I lost so much money at the ding ding's last night!

by Chastafari December 5, 2012