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Canadian Dickwad

A game much like football or rugby. Better when played in small groups (four vs. four at most). Players run up and down the field trying to get a touchdown. You may only take five steps before passing the ball. When either team has gotten a goal, or the ball goes out-of-bounds, the opposite team takes the ball and throws it in the air. There is then a mad dash to reach it first. Contact is allowed and encouraged.
"Man, Canadian Dickwad sure is a fun game to watch!" or "Ah, Im exhausted after playing Canadian Dickwad."
by CrystalButler! May 22, 2008
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Dickwad

Dick Wad was an American Journalist active in the 1940s, who was so unpopular with his colleagues his name became a general term of contempt.

In an ironic twist of fate, after WWII he went on an expedition into the Amazon. He was tortured and executed by tribesmen where his body was shrunk by witch doctors and subsequently used to mop up semen in fertility rites.
He doesn't deserve that Pulitzer, he's such a fucking dickwad.
by Rossiboy June 17, 2009
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dickwad

a term used to unsult someone when they do something that pisses you off because they don't know what they're doing, also a wad-of-dick.
Ernie: Sasuke, you accelerated right when I opened the door, you dickwad.
Sasuke: What's a dickwad?
Jerry: A wad-of-dick, DUH.
by not a dingbat September 28, 2005
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Dickload

An international unit of measurement representing a quantity of something for the likes of which have never been seen.
Dude, i got a dickload of dank.
by Celronis October 13, 2010
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dickwad

meaning wad of dicks, or many dicks in a concentrated place; dick meaning the physical orgasm, or just a bunch of idiots. Can also be associated with doucewad, meaning multiple douches.
god, chad is such a dickwad
by lightemup10 August 1, 2010
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dickwad

A wad of seminal fluid that dangles from the penis.
Damn dude... Caleb look's like such a dickwad!
by Frogg August 24, 2004
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Dickwad

Dickwad, a person with extremely low intelligence, of low intellect and who is unable to do anything for themselves
A person who wastes their life buying crap on debt at the expense of responsible members of society. Lives in social accommodation claiming benefits whilst having the largest t.v available, typical dickwad.
by I'maqueen February 28, 2011
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