Dickjacked

The act of inserting your penis into an electrical outlet due to sexual frustration or strong influence of alcohol. Or a rather comical suicide. Hell, I'D find it funny.

"So what'd you do this weekend, Bill?"

"Well yesterday I sorta...you know, jacked in."

"Oh God, so you watched the damn Matrix series and now you think you're Neo or something?"

"...Uh, yeah, totally what I did. Not getting Dickjacked, certainly not."

by Fugameelugga July 25, 2008

Dickwalk

When a man walks down the street like he has stick up his ass, therefore resulting in his pelvic area thrusting forward and dick leading the way.

Holy shit! Did you see that guy across the street doing the Dickwalk? He must have taken it badly in the hole last night, or his dick actually has him by the balls.

by Salphabet June 21, 2015

dickwick

Commonly found in morbidly obese people, the dick wick is when the offenders belly protrudes above and beyond the normal beer gut duty and covers the genitals completely, rendering urinals useless to the hapless gorger. Said offender more often then not has to wash with a rag on a stick and has not seen his genitals in years, also has to sit down to pee...

Heh, he has such a dickwick his wife suffocated trying to find it to give him a B.J.

by Tungsten Fearkat (meerkat) December 6, 2007

Dickywack

To screw over a tall guy with asthmatic problems in scrabble

I'm about to Dickywack this man!

by Slamking July 9, 2016

dicksack

Someone who wears skinny jeans and converse and dresses as an emo

Steven Beale is a dicksack as he wears dicksack jeans(eastenders)

by max branning legend March 18, 2008

Dickback

The art of doodling a dick on one's back while they are passed the fuck out, so that they will discover it hours or even days later.

Mike: "Dude, you have a dick on your back!"
Bradley: "Damn it! I got dickbacked again? Nooooooooo!"

by Dakemeg February 7, 2007

dicksack

The sack attached to your dick ball sac, scrotum,testicle bag, nut sac,testicles used in terms of someone is jocking you or being annoying towards you

hey, sam get off my dicksack
yo, michael get your hands off my dicksack

by dick willis November 17, 2007