comfort dick

The type of dick you give a girl (or boy) to cheer them up. Related to pitty fuck.

Britney: “babe my dog died”

Jeff: “so, you want that comfort dick or what?”

by comfort dicker June 4, 2018

comer dick

A Dick that hasn't been seen in years due to a overwhelming GUT!

Hey Look at Sean, He's got Comer Dick!

by Big Dog Drake October 30, 2017

complete dick

complete dick one who is a complete asshole does spiteful acts has little respect or empathy for other people

my classmate is a complete dick does spiteful acts has little respect and empathy for other people

my neighbor is a complete dick has no respect and empathy for other people

by bluebear December 3, 2022

coma dick

When your dick game so strong, you put bitches to sleep.

Brian : "Yo, why was Rebecca asleep for three days?"

Adam: "Cause I gave her that coma dick, fuck you mean?!"

by The crocodile hunter September 17, 2015

common dick

The most common of dicks, that of which is very underwhelming because of size.

Sarah broke up with Randy because he has a common dick.

by Tjmcwilliams October 28, 2018

comfort dick

the dick you return to because you are familiar with that phallus; low effort pursuit for that dick because you know it already.

I hooked up with my ex because it was low effort. I know that dick. That's a comfort dick.

by gblowit May 6, 2018

dick in a box comeback

The opposite of "jumping the shark." This is an event that takes someone who is already over the hill and makes them cool again. Prior to his SnL appearance, Justin Timberlake was deemed uncool; after the DIAB skit, he regained some cred. Captain Kirk pulled a dick in a box comeback by doing the commercials for Price Line.

"Tom Cruise *almost* pulled off a dick in a box comeback in that last sequence of tropic thunder."

by Chuco the driver May 18, 2010