Dickfish

1. An occasionally retarded/weird yet exceptionally advanced individual with dangerously strong sexual urges. This rare species can walk on land, live under water and communicate with humans via their subconscious. Can walk long distances. Very strong immune system

2. A person that convicts themself on a daily basis of funding euphoria for terrorists.

A synonym for Dickfish is Neo.

by Karthief July 28, 2011

DickFister

a derogitory name for some who fists dicks.

Grafton you are such a dickFister!

by Gibbodahippo February 20, 2009

Dickfish

When a man gives an outstanding performance on the first sexual encounter, but then follows up every other encounter with no foreplay and 2 minutes or less of missionary.

Adrian dickfished me. The first night he ate the kitty, but the week after he gave me 30 seconds from the back and that's it.

by legendaryaura February 26, 2020

Dickfinger

A slighlty shortened finger that looks like a male reproduction organ only smaller. (Hopefully, for your own sake)

So I tried to turn a running snowblower into a sock puppet and now I'm left with a dickfinger for a middle finger

by Ol Dickfinger Himself June 14, 2009

dickfingers

an insult used when i was so frustrated that i couldn't think of any other insult.

guy 1 is being a total jackass
guy 2: DICKFINGERS! you just knocked over my beer!

by gofuk yerself November 9, 2005

dickfinger

a multi-use word describing the act of, or result of, screwing up.

I would ask Jim to help me out with this definition but I know he'd just dickfinger it up.

by Dale W Norris Jr August 29, 2005

Dickfish

A girl who pretends to be a guy with a dick but really has a pussy

Omg, I thought I was talking to a guy but they turned out to be a girl! What a dickfish!

by Halvoc August 3, 2017