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dickfaceuggs

When your girl wants sex but she doesn't want to take off her uggs.
"Man we were about to have sex and obliterate each other but she went all dickfaceuggs on me"
by LoreMcmuffin November 16, 2014
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DickFucked

Past tense of the world renowned verb dickfucking. It's either getting fucked by a dick or fucking a dick. We are also not exactly sure...
George: "Do you want to get dickfucked or do you want to dickfuck?
Henry: "Yes?"
by ReliantRobin March 10, 2021
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Dickface

A cool word to call your local law enforcement officials preferribly out of ear range.
No sir, I didn't call you a dickface. I said 'cold night isn't it'?
by christa November 14, 2003
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dick faced

The result of a party foul, i.e. passing out with your shoes on. Dick facing is the writing or drawing mainly on somebodies face, but also applies to the rest of their body, with a permanent marker, including but not limitied to, a large penis drawn strategically next to the mouth or pointint towards the ass, writing "I love penis(semen, cum, dick etc...)"
"Dude the new kid passed out in the closet so we all dick faced him...too bad he has a job interview in about an hour:"
by Eskimo November 26, 2007
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dickface

Hannah: Charl your such a bloody dickface..
charl: DUDE THATS SUCH A GOOD INSULT
by MAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMA June 13, 2009
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dick faced cockmaster

a rare breed of fish with a pink, mushroom-shaped head and a long, smooth body. when it gets excited it sprays white, gel-like film. when this film contacts its close cousin, the vagina-faced pussy monger, it impregnates the monger. after spraying this film, the cockmaster softens its body and goes to sleep for several hours. around the age of 13, the master begins to grow hair around its lower portion of its body. this fish is never eaten, however, some people suck on these fishes to extract their film, however, most dont swallow it rather they rub it into their skin.
Wow! that was as huge dick faced cockmaster!
by eboyd32 June 26, 2007
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Dick faced bitch

"Cooper yesterday lily told me that she hates you. "

"Whatever man she's a total dick faced bitch!"
by #NGA March 8, 2017
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