Fish Dick

When a guy sticks his dick in a woman on her period.

Girl: What's that smell?
guy: *Pulls out*
girl: You have a fish dick.

by CUDDL3S November 13, 2016

Dick fishing

When a single woman or single gay man heads out looking for a hook-up, at a local bar.

Brigitte : Hey why is Tanya gettin all dressed up?
Kristen : It looks like she going out dick fishing again”

by superkustom December 13, 2019

Dick-fished

When someone sends you an impressive dick pic and when you see it in person, it Is nothing like the picture

You know that guy that sent me a dick pic? I got dick-fished! It was a totally different color and half the size!

by Nyrakt45 May 2, 2020

Dicks & Fish Scale

(Pronounced like dik' son fish' scale) the measurement used, usually by men, when bragging about certain body parts and/or the size of the fish they caught.

Mary was very shocked and oh so disappointed when she realized that Mark had measured using The Dicks & Fish Scale.

by Big Guy Richard April 26, 2022

Dick Fish

Something you have the urge to scream when your family says they're making fish sticks for dinner

Mom: We're having fish sticks for dinner!
Son: DICK FISH-

by Toast_Unknown April 14, 2024

Dick Pic Fishing

Dick Pic Fishing: When a man snaps photos of his junk and stores them in his cell phone "tackle box," using them as bait to reel in some Snatch fish. AKA “Girls he is currently stalking. Hoping that he gets a positive response back because Worm size matters.

Jake is at it again. cell phone tacklebox full of dick pics.

Dick Pic Fishing to Lynnette and Rachel on a loop. One of them has to bite eventually. Right? Right?! ...Maybe Chelsea's still awake.

by DrFuck March 3, 2026