Doomer

This person has enough problems that they usually enjoy more "synthetic" forms of happiness in the form of things such as drugs, drinking, gaming, porn, or anything else. They usually hang around grocery stores in the middle of the night getting cigarretts and beer for their nightwalk. This stereotype is just an adult versionn of emo, but with problems.

I desperately need medicine, but it is so late and the Doomers are lurking at the store. I really don't want to go but I have to.

by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020

Boomer Doomer

COVID19
Corona Virus

Bruv,despite that Boomer Doomer,international flights are cheaper and affordable. Now more than ever😂😂.

by Mr. AvocadoMan March 10, 2020

DOOME

When you've dealt with hell and it comes around a second time but hits even more close to home.

Went on vacation. Mars was aight. Ripped and tore. Came home..Doome. Second vacation.

by Doomy McDommerson August 11, 2018

Doomer boy

mostly depicted in memes. usually has black hair and pale skin. name originating from the word doomer meaning someone who is always sad.

“hey that emo kid kinda looks like the doomer boy.”

by hugh hefner returns June 27, 2022

Womb Doomed

When your first and last name, fucks you for life. Your parents probably didn’t want you.

Mr. And Mrs. Faggit womb doomed their son by naming him Gaylen Faggit.

by Bonqeusha July 15, 2018

Ph.Doomed

The status achieved by someone who, having received a Ph.D., discovers to his or her lasting chagrin that it would seem to be an item of doubtful utility.

Andrea's friends--having prudently earned their MDs, MBAs, JDs, and other preprofessional degrees years before--were all now comfortably settled into lucrative careers; whilst Andrea, having toiled through the Bataan Death March-like process of getting her doctorate, now concluded, in the end, that she was merely Ph.Doomed.

by Andrew Roedell January 10, 2007

Doomerosity

A scale used in the peak oil peaknik community to relate the level of global impact an individual expects from the peak in global oil production.

Ranges from 0 (peak oil is just a big hoax) to 6 (welcome to the stone age). 3 is a global catastrophe from which modern society will eventually recover.

My doomerosity is currently at 2, maybe 3. I used to be more of a doomer but that was just my apocophile tendencies getting the better of me.

by Jaymax September 26, 2005