diseased badger

The term is used to describe a woman’s vagina if it appears unkempt and in general poor condition.

I ended up sleeping with my best mates great grandmother, after drinking too much moonshine. When I finally got eyes on the prize and she spread her legs, her vagina had the appearance of a diseased badger dude!

by Keeno69 January 20, 2022

Diseased Rectal Wart

A wart on one's ass that consists of secreting puss, yellow/green liquids, and many vile odors.
ADVISORY: DO NOT TOUCH ONE. YOU WILL DIE.

HOLY CRAP!!111!!!11!1!!1!!11 that guys ass is wet and he smells, he's got some baaaadddd Diseased Rectal Warts.

by Tim :] February 9, 2007

Gherkinson's Desease

the desease of having a small penis and over-compensating for it with large expensive muscular items such as hummers, trucks bigger than required, big guns, and way too much muscle.

look at that man driving his big expensive souped-up hummer, he must have Gherkinson's Desease.

i have to go pump some more iron because unfortunately i have the gherkinson's desease.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

Diseased Whore

A "woman" who sucks you in and makes you think you're the greatest guy on the planet. BUT once the drippy dick sets in you realize she's got a mattress strapped to her back.

When she's not with you she drops and spreads for any turd.
Side note... she really likes a Cleveland Steamer.

Before A-Train got sucked into the vortex of that diseased whore his friends were able to smack some sense into him.

by Slap2daface September 30, 2011

diseased dorito

Diseased dorito is a alternative word for: unusual and/or weird.
(The opposite of vaccinated cheeto)

"Bruh, you be looking like a fuckin' diseased dorito."-your homie

"Bruh, you be acting like a fuckin' diseased dorito."-Sugonees

by PepsiCHEESE May 9, 2021

diseased rizz

Slang for making strange people fall in love with you in a short amount of time.

Tyler: "hey I just pulled this bitch who said they'll twerk on me for 16 cents"
Blake: "bros got diseased rizz fr"
Tyler: "yeahhh let's make ou-"

by zyewaxx December 22, 2022

Likensense desease

A linguistic desease that causes a person to say like too often and when it is not appropriate often past on through too much social contact with an affected person.

X:"I was like counting the likes that she like spoke during her like presentation at the like UofC and she speaks like an average of like 25 likes per minute, like how annoying"
Y: "haha yeah, that is annoying. She grew up out in the suburbs. She has got likensense desease."

by Mary Topler September 27, 2011