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Blue balls of death

On occurrence when you're masturbating to internet porn and, just before you climax, your computer dies and you get the "blue screen of death."
The other night I was jerkin' it and just as I was about to cum, BLAM! Blue balls of death...
by PrincessofPuke November 1, 2011
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killed to death

a stupid ass way of news reporters reporting someone was killed and needing to fill text.
by Concernedcivilians November 17, 2013
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death

by wouldnt you like to know August 20, 2003
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Deathanol

Deathanol is ethanol, or ethyl alcohol(alcohol, "drinking alcohol"). It's a very harmful substance that is commonly found in alcoholic beverages. Prolonged use can cause damage to the heart, liver, and stomach. It can also cause brain damage. Deathanol is responsible for over 80,000 deaths per year. It's more harmful than ecstacy, lsd, ghb, and research chemicals and semi-synthetics. It's produced by fermentation, and is one of the most commonly used lab solvent/chemical. Deathanol has a higher NFPA 704 than 2-methyl-2-butanol (a somewhat less used lab solvent, but still common in laboratories. Intense or continued but not chronic exposure to ethanol(Deathanol) could cause temporary incapacitation or possible residual injury according to the NFPA 704. Exposure to 2-methyl-2-butanol would cause irritation with only minor residual injury. Ethanol(Deathanol, alcohol) causes increase in violence, loss of coordination, and impaired memory and judgement during the course of it's effects. Ethanol(Deathanol) is a depressant, but at low doses causes lower inhibitions and sociability, accompanied by impaired judgement and mild loss of coordination. Toxic metabolites are usually produced by consumption of ethyl alcohol (deathyl alcohol, deathanol). Over time, continual use can cause erratic behavior, damage to the brain(especially the prefrontal cortex), and addiction.
Ethanol is Deathanol!
by GhostlyTruther June 21, 2013
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dirty darth vadar

when you take on the evil emperor so to save your son from dying and then banging your daughter with an invisible schlong
I've totally wanted to dirty darth vadar Stephanie but she won't let me.
by Dr. Simulacra October 23, 2013
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Death by Snu-Snu

Death by sex when the female is considerably larger than the male.
Futurama episode Amazon Women in Love.
Fembot sentence: "Death by Snu-Snu!!"
by AbaddonPR August 21, 2013
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Sweet Meteor Of Death

Also known as SMOD, is a meme in the conservative blogosphere. Faced with frustration that no conservative candidate for president in the 2012 US presidential primary season seems to be getting enough votes to prevent perceived moderate Mitt Romney from winning the Republican nomination, conservative bloggers alexthechick, slublog and laurww created the SMOD meme and endorsed SMOD over Mitt Romney in the presidential primary. "Sweet Meteor Of Death" is a giant meteor hurtling through space, headed for the planet Earth, and is expected to wipe out all life on Earth.
Sweet Meteor Of Death promises to end budget deficits...permanently.
by stitchintime March 14, 2012
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