derping around

1. Verb - Aimlessly wandering when you could have been doing something useful.

1. Derp: Hey man, what were u doing in the market?
Herp: Nothing man. I was just derping around.

2. Mom: Stop derping around on Facebook and study.
Son: Shut up, woman.
Mom: WHAT DID U SAY??? Herp derp.. blah blah.. blah blah.... No XBox for a week.

Son: Okay...

by gunslingerpro January 23, 2012

dekinai

Japanese for “can’t”, usually used in the Japanese learning community to refer to those who aren’t able to learn the language or reach a decent level of fluency.

Person 1: I just failed the N5 test after 2 years of studying…
Person 2: LOL fucking dekinai.

by 2077 September 18, 2021

Dirking

To dirk someone, or multiple people. A sort of mildly-threatening dance involving a rigid front leg, and generally a textbook get-em-up. Dirks take many forms, and are indeed unique to the individual.

Ben: Brad is dirking Carl, he is getting dirked on.
Liam: He just got dirked!

by Max Krueger statistician September 29, 2009

Kimi Wa Dekinai Ko

Kimi Wa Dekinai Ko (Japanese, 君はできない子, translation, You Are a Useless Child) is a song made by Kikuo featuring the beloved Hatsune Miku using singing voice synthesizer Vocaloid.

The song is about a mother constantly insulting her child by calling them a "useless child". At the end of the song, the child either disappears, dies, or (TW) commits suicide depending on how you interpret it, causing the mother to blame herself in the end and calls herself a "useless child".

Fun fact: Kimi Wa Dekinai Ko is Kikuo's 14th vocaloid song.

Romaji: Kimi wa dekinai, dekinai, dekinai ko, kono yo de ichiban dekinai ko.

Japanese: 君は できない できない できない子, この世でいちばんできない子

English: You are a useless, useless, useless child, the most useless child in the world.

Kimi Wa Dekinai Ko.

by random girl idk go away xd August 22, 2022

Dorkinese

(dôrk'e-nEz)

- n.
1. The language of dorks (as used by Master Shake to describe Frylock in the Aqua Teen Hunger Force, 'The Cloning').

2. Any manner of speaking that seems annoying, presumptuous, or absurdly-intellectual.

- adj.
1. Of or relating to a dorky manner of speaking.

'I'm sorry. I'm not fluent in Dorkinese!'

by Jacopo May 23, 2009

Derin

Derin is the prettiest girl in the friend group
everybody falls for her
i wish i was derin

Derin is the most beutiful girl i have ever seen

by hello canim ya December 27, 2020

Decking the sisters

Decking the sisters is term used to describe punching a woman in the breasts.

Back when I played that virtual Bart Simpson game I always loved decking the sisters.

by SisterDecker March 17, 2011