Depresso Espresso

Coffee that is drunk while feeling despresso

I failed my math test. Time for that depresso espresso

by Webforce May 26, 2018

Espresso depresso

When you are so depresso you drink a lot of espresso

I am espresso depresso

by Pogboi420 June 16, 2021

Supresso Depresso

Someone who acts/is depressed a lot, you can call someone "supresso depresso" or say they're acting "supresso depresso"

Person 1 "Man, Johnny has been Supresso Depresso ever since he broke up with Kim"

Person 2 "I know right, hopefully he stops soon"

by Three_Baby_Ducks February 28, 2019

Depresso Expresso

When you. (or someone else) are very sad for a brief time ( a hour to a day)

Person 1: I'm feeling depresso Expresso because my mom yelled at me for the last 3 days

Person 2: oh, I hope things get better

Person 1: thank

The next day

Person 2: hey you feeling better?

Person 1: yes! Hey wanna commit super smash Bros togerar latar?

Person 2: yeeeee

by PaperHatLad March 6, 2020

depresso espresso

bro, its a neato espresso for people to want to be depressed.
don't question their sanity.

𝕥 𝕙 𝕖 𝕪 𝕔 𝕣 𝕒 𝕧 𝕖 𝕤 𝕒 𝕕 𝕟 𝕖 𝕤 𝕤

bro, i really wanna be actually depressed and not fake it.
time to get a depresso espresso, to become sad-

by Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmn March 7, 2020

Depresso Yoda

Just your average yoda man. 50+ years old. failed all staff apps. has deep voice yet still baby. can not use force. travels the world and takes photos of scenery and food. plays a bot who looks like his distant relative. mostly known as "yoda"

"Yoda's a simp" - Beth
"You shouldn't be talking" - Depresso Yoda

by Depresso Yoda April 11, 2021

Depresso latte

When life gives you lemons you need to get yourself a Depresso latte.

A drink for the emotionally unstable.

Cmon mate let’s get you a Depresso latte and cheer you up.

See Adam over there he looks like he could use a Depresso latte right about now the lil bitch.

by Beth Putin May 16, 2022