Dense breast

When a girl has huge boobs but they turn out to be larger than her I.Q

Jess- OMG look at Tessa's new insta post. She's so pretty!
Miley- Yeah but she has a serious case of dense breast

by Densebreast October 1, 2016

Dense breast

Noun - a breast, usually a females, that is very dense in nature and typically large in size. As a rule of thumb, dense breasts are also jiggly and fun to play with.

Dude, Christina Hendricks is a smoke show!

I know, she is a total dense breast!

by GRPNR1P September 30, 2016

Dense breast

Boobs that are hard and not flappy and sag to the floor.

Man 1: did you see that girl?
Man 2: yeah she was a real dense breast
Boobs

by Wedge5104 October 5, 2016

Dense breast

When your tits are so heavy they can break watermelon

Did you see that chick on YouTube use her dense breasts??

by The unexplainable September 30, 2016

Dense Breast

When a woman's breast fills up with milk.

DAYUMMM, that MILF got some DENSE BREASTSSS!!!!! I'd love me some of those.....👅

by EazyEaintdead October 1, 2016

Dense Breast

The unfortunate condition of the female breast prior to mastectomy.

Human 1: I have a dense breast
Human 2: you may want a mastectomy

by Max Biggins September 30, 2016

Dense breast

When you hug a girl not intended to be friendly but to feel if her boobs are real and you discover that they are hard like boulders. You then realise that she is a fake whore.

Ed: wow! I feel like I haven't seen you in ages! (Hugs Jenifer)

Jenifer: omg! It's so nice to see you!
Ed: (gets a good feel of the dense breasts and pulls away with disappointment)

Ed: (whispers) I thought you were different.

by Blondybonder October 1, 2016