Dense

Adjective describing a thick physical being and is often used as a hyperbole to emphasize the description of said person

1. Instead of saying “that girl is so thick” one can replace it with; “Damn dat girl real Dense!”

by panda_bern August 28, 2018

Dense

awkward(relating to the fealing of the air durring and after a awkward moment), overly complex, too much in to little time. Also realating to an extreemly harsh insult (preferably a quick come back)

My Biology home work was "dense". Their realationship is "dense". OOOOO that burn was "dence"!

by Mikey B and John D December 29, 2007

Dense

To decribe an attractive female

Godboy, that bird is dense. Like, proper dense y'know.

by Hofftastic December 22, 2006

Dense

'Dense' is an adjective to describe an individual as stupid. It is derived from the common saying 'thick' when referring to someone being dumb and having an above average thick skull.

David: That bloke is so dense
Jacob: What do you mean?
David: He's a complete idiot

by Jay_Leed October 8, 2020

Mike Dense

A widely popular nickname for the Trumpster’s Vice President.

And now, I am pleased to introduce our fine administration’s poster boy for flat affect, Mike Dense!

by Dr Bunnygirl April 22, 2020

dense motherfucker

a person that doesn't understand something and totaly disregards it after it has been explained.

john: where did you lose did your phone?
ray: the park, but don't worry if someone finds it i'm sure they'll call me.
j: they can't.
r: why?
j: you don't have your phone, so they cant call you.
r: but it's my phone.
j:you DENSE motherfucker

by Dr. Ghostdad June 30, 2014

are you dense

Are you stupid? Are you serious?

Fake fans: Are Ethan and Grayson twins?

Me: Are you dense?

by yungsavagenigga November 7, 2017