Dense

awkward(relating to the fealing of the air durring and after a awkward moment), overly complex, too much in to little time. Also realating to an extreemly harsh insult (preferably a quick come back)

My Biology home work was "dense". Their realationship is "dense". OOOOO that burn was "dence"!

by Mikey B and John D December 29, 2007

Dense

To decribe an attractive female

Godboy, that bird is dense. Like, proper dense y'know.

by Hofftastic December 22, 2006

Dense

'Dense' is an adjective to describe an individual as stupid. It is derived from the common saying 'thick' when referring to someone being dumb and having an above average thick skull.

David: That bloke is so dense
Jacob: What do you mean?
David: He's a complete idiot

by Jay_Leed October 8, 2020

Dense

When a person is stubborn, or doesn't wanna do anything they are told.

Guy 1: "Dude i asked my girl to get me some dorritos on her way to the gym, she told me to get my lazy ass up and do it my self".

Guy 2: "Bruh she's always dense as fuck".

by DangerRus September 5, 2016

Dense

Someone who can drink an imhuman amount of beer. Usually quickly and without spilling any.

Gronk is so dense. He drinks beer faster than anyone ive seen.

by Alienlyfe February 6, 2019

Dense

When someone is beyond stupid that you doubt they even have a brain

“Hey Dude, you know that new girl Kayla?”
“Gay Kayla?”
“Yeah, she’s fucking dense”

by Dense3000 February 13, 2019

dense

When someone says dense, they mean stupid. If someone is dense, they don’t understand simple common sense or can’t understand an easy topic. They say dense because you’re brain is too dense with stuff so you don’t think right.

Mark: I can’t find where my car keys are.

Jack: Are you dense bro? They are right in front of you

by badowshoo May 24, 2019