Dearest Vag

An unlikely yet wonderful pairing of words played in a game of Bananagrams.

Also an example of a letter one might write to one's own vag, in order to congratulate, apologize, complain, or explain something to it.

Dearest Vag,
I would appreciate it if you would make up your mind about this whole period thing.
Thanks,
X

by Jehnner September 5, 2011

Demorest

Usually a term used to describe really pale boys with huge black girl asses that no one can keep their hands off of. They tend to think of only movies, food, and how to outdo each other in sex. These boys usually come in a pair, whether they are just brothers or even twins. One is almost always hairier than the other. Both have unusually large dicks that penetrate the vaginas very nicely. They are never homosexual, no matter what another queer says. They are the best boyfriend material imaginable, and are always wanted by everyone such as girls, cougars, queers, dogs, cats, chickens, fish, mermaids, and so forth.

Those Demorest boys are super fine, and I really want them even though I am just a turtle.

by Patrifer August 5, 2010

kirk demorest

Usually a gay white male that likes dick in his ass and mouth all at once! He is socially awkward and can’t raise kids. He loves black men Pounding the shit out of his tight tight pussy. He loves black men in there 70s and has a dad named “fly n guy”. Who is a gay male stripper that usually charges $5 per hour. He enjoys cock in every hole he has!

That lazertag business is such a Kirk Demorest!

by JackneSmallDick May 21, 2018

mommy dearest

The term applied to a homosexual man who will knock you out and suck your dick.

"Man, I woke up with a knot on my head, and my pants around my ankles..."
"Sounds like you got a visit from Mommy Dearest"

by Prince November 30, 2004

Ur mother dearest

Ur mother dearest, ur mother dearest is the lady that I bang while you sleep in your bed.

Ur mother dearest means I have banged her in your bed and where you sit in the car.

by 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 August 1, 2021

dearestbee

Dearestbee is a famous Tiktoker known to be incredibly “gay” and “idiotic” as much people say. This person has also fallen in love with its own drawings! Stupid…. Am I right? Xe is also very anxious about coming out to their family! Good luck Bee!

Person one: ugh why are gay people so weird
Person two: of course not dearestbee is gay silly!

by Dearestbee August 21, 2021

dearesthutao

The most repulsive proshipper, pedophile, ableist, transphobic, braindead idiot to walk the planet.

"did you hear about the dearesthutao drama?"

"yeah, what a psycho."

by hutaosolos February 26, 2022