defenestrated

The act of being thrown out of a window.

DUDE! That dead guy on the side walk was totally defenestrated!

by Seamus McCabe August 1, 2004

Defenceless

STREAM DEFENCELESS BY LOUIS TOMLINSON!!!!!!! NEVER BEEN SO DEFENCELESS!!! IF YOU HAVE TASTE YOU'LL LISTEN TO IT!!!!!

my twitter : perfe_ctt :)

LOUIS TOMLINSON SUPREMACY
NEVER BEEN SO DEFENCELESS

DEFENCELESS BEST SONG EVER

by timea February 6, 2021

Clench Defender

A straight male who attempts to protect himself from rape by clenching his buttcheeks together. Can commonly be observed in prison showers.

Prisoner 1: Look at Billy over there... he’s clenching his cheeks real tight.
Prisoner 2: Must be cause he dropped the soap... he must be a clench defender.

Tyrone: Shit mayne... I’m still comin for that double-wide surprise *inhales* gawd dayummm.

by Pooperfuc420tits April 27, 2020

decent human being

Isaac

Isaac seems like a decent human being
he is :

by tobp September 2, 2021

The Defender

Noun
Origin: The Simpsons
"The Defender" is a large cinder block on a chain. it is used by swinging in a circular motion to bash people's skulls in.

Bart: Omg, someone's broken into our house!

Homer: Bart, get the Defender!

by qwerty_21 November 23, 2009

Sex Defender

Someone who practices consensual sex (opposite of sex offender)

"Are you a sex defender?"
"Yea, consent is poggers!"

by GiornoGiovanna January 4, 2021

halfway decent

A saying reffering to mediocre, leaning towards the more positive side. Opposite of "mediocre at best".

"This new crab shack is god awful. At least the french fries are somewhat halfway decent."

"This party is terrible, the talk of cake is the only thing that made this party seem halfway decent."

by Chris Nagle December 9, 2008