defrobation

to fornicate with yourself whilst taking a major shit on the toilet

Holy shit i bought this nice playboy i am so going to go defrobate right now!! DEFROBATION!!!

by lotsoshitface October 24, 2010

Defamation Juice

Get 1 40 oz bottle of your choice, drink some, and refill it with 2 shots of Popov vodka back in it. Created by the Defamation League.

"We get the night to pop off,
grab a forty n twist the top off,
take a couple sips then refil it with Popov.
Call it Defamation Juice"
-Shake It, Defamation League

by $pencer August 29, 2006

Drama Delegation

In the workplace, to expand an overwhelming vortex of simmering drama by including and exploiting an unsuspecting colleague. Drama Delegation is generally associated with a Resident Drama Queen ("RDQ"), drama dialing and the dreaded dreply to all. Often times, the drama delegation is preceded by a drama fly in or followed by a second-effort drama dial to additional unwilling colleagues IYW.

Trudy: "Don, could you send an email to the team letting them know that I have a call in to tech support about the printer? Thanks much! (smile)"

Don: (under his breath) "This drama delegation makes me look like a drama chump. What a dusted chimp."

by Pale Rider August 7, 2007

self-defecating

Similar to self-deprecating, only unintentional and so bad you might as well poop all over yourself.

Did you hear Joe Biden's latest comment on obama's big stick? He has a totally self-defecating sense of humor.

by troy nc September 30, 2012

unpublished defenition

an unpublished defenition is wasted time

wow once again i wasted my time on an unpublished defenition

by originalnugman April 27, 2019

defecating

a fancy word for pooping

i once got arrested for defecating in public

by __olivia February 19, 2019

self-defecating

To shit oneself. From the word "defecate," meaning, "have a bowel movement." And the word, self, meaning "One's identity."

"Yo, did you see that guy? He was totally self-defecating!"

by MoreAwesomeThanThisGuy! March 5, 2010