Deskification

The act of pooping on a co-workers desk.

That deskification was disgusting, I can only imagine what he ate for lunch.

by Boopie2 May 30, 2013

deezkids

Very annoying and stupid kids that bother you

Oh my god deezkids

by Moody big boody January 1, 2017

Desking

When a man gets an erection then rubs it on the lower side of a desk then when it's gets soft he pushes the TOP of the penis down on the desk until he produces an orgasm

Hey have you heard about jake he was desking in class and then he kept moaning Yes when he produced the orgasm

by Killemanjaro April 1, 2017

deskism

The prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against desks.

P1: aye bro are you deskist?
P2: wtf does that mean
P1: deskism, it means you hate desks
P2: huh???
P1: ok you're probably deskist

by br3adm0ld August 20, 2021

Deeshita

She will be one of the most sensitive person you'll ever meet, but she will always stay by your side whenever you need her. They are cute and tend to be the crazy ones around. They are very good at cooking and being bestfriends. They are mostly dog lovers! Their name means focused and indeed they are.

Friend : Hi, Deeshita, you are cute.

by Itsanya November 23, 2021

What you deeking at raz fam?

What are you looking at, friend?

Joel: "What you deeking at raz fam?"
Mike: "Your new haircut - it's sick!"

by wh1t3h34d May 21, 2015

Hot Desking

The act of several people taking turns sitting their bare anuses onto a bound individual, forcing them to perform analingus on the participants who take turns on them. Commonly played game in the BDSM and gay leather community.

"At the International Mr Leather convention last year, there was a competitive "Hot Desking" event. Pig Marco won first place after successfully sticking his tongue into the most anuses in under a minute"

"The gang bang only got interesting when they hot desked that whore for an entire hour before she got lockjaw and tapped out"

by Rox My Box January 29, 2019