December 12 national lose a spoon day 

Celebrated on December 12 when you drop a spoon and can’t find it when trying to make fucking cereal and cake on FaceTime

You- (drops spoon)
Friend- yo! It’s december 12 national lose a spoon day Did you lose your spoon?
You- yea... and I can’t find it damn it

December 12 national lose a spoon day by Panicathemcr1 December 14, 2019

Summer in December 

The state of feeling different or unwanted by the people surrounding you.

I feel like summer in December.

Summer in December by Gerald Weasley December 10, 2017

Suck Dick December 

Since the boys have completed no nut November it’s time for all women to rise up and suck their dicks.

Danny: “what are you doing down there?”
Tammy: “sucking your dick”
Danny: “why?”
Tammy: “because it’s Suck Dick December”

Suck Dick December by Dicksucker96 October 20, 2019

Stealing December 

A kick ass band out of Newark, Delaware who needs to have more all ages shows because their fans under 21 can't see them as often as they would like.

Guy 1: "I'm bored. Let's go to that Stealing December show tonight!"
Guy 2: "Yeah dude, lets go!"

Stealing December by Girl in the green scarf. March 3, 2009

Slap Arse December 

Another month to slap arse!! First to 100 gets £10 by their best friend

Tyrone: fam you know it’s slap arse December

John: you have to give me £10 if I get to 100
Tyrone: klmmm

Slap Arse December by yourmumbed November 2, 2019

social December 

A Challenge Where A person socialize in real live and Abstaining from using social media for the whole month of December

Jack : did you fail social December?

Donald : yes i just used twitter an hour ago

social December by jackroseau1 November 17, 2018

No squirt December 

Girls are not allowed to squirt or do any kind of sexual activity. If they do they lose the challenge.

No way you lost no squirt December

No squirt December by BigBeefRicky69 November 11, 2019