immaculate defacation

Pooping after having not eaten since your last major poop.

"Yo, where's Jude?"
"He went to take another poop."
"None of us have eaten in the last 24 hours, and we all used the loo before leaving!"
"Bruh, it's an immaculate defacation!"

by TheCaptainWithTheAnchorTatoo March 12, 2017

get your defacation in order

A kind way of saying "get your shit together."

"You better get your defacation in order before you get fired."

by The worst English student January 20, 2022