The Deadpool

When you use a knife and a dildo combined and enter someone.

“Hey, bro, I used the Deadpool on my girl last night. She’s in a coma now.”

by 8==========I> May 16, 2019

Dirty Deadpool

When you're having adult tickle time with your partner (not going to use genders cos y'all get offended too easily) and ask them to stick a lollipop ring in your butt and pull it out. They proceed to lick it clean

Oh hi there, it's me Deadpool, I did a dirty Deadpool with Jessica while Morty watched

by Coco4dayz June 13, 2021

Deadpool

Hello there! You searched up my name didn't you?

"I like chimichangas!"
-deadpool

by Batmansweirduncle August 9, 2016

Deadpool Zombies

A Deadpool "fan" who only knows DP from pictures on the internet, the video game or because of the movie.

Believes in ever conversation the word 'Chimichanga' must be used, and whoever does not use the word is not a real DP.

Cosplays DP because he thinks this gives him a free pass to scream, push and troll others at conventions.
Does not recognize any DP outside of the funkos. (Xmen,Xforce,WeaponX)
Does not know the reason behind the love of Chimichangas.
Only knows who Vanessa is because of the movie trailer.
(This is not to be confused with Headpool who comes from the zombie universe, but if you're a zombie you probably wont get confused anyway)

A Deadpool Zombies will normally sound like this:

"OMG DEADPOOL IS SO COOL! I'M COSPLAYING HIM NEXT YEAR!"
"Yeah...you're such a Deadpool Zombie"

"CHIMICHANGAS! FREE HUGS! BOOBIES!"
"I'm not spiderman!" (jk this is legit)
"Deadpools only girlfriend is death"
"Deadpool has cancer and that's why his skin is f#!ked up"
"Deadpool can't die!"
"Deadpool is only red"
"Deadpool first came out in the wolverine movie"

by DP Magno October 8, 2015

Deadpool

Badass spider-man but its not spider-man but he is spider-man.

"Yikes Mydozer, Deadpool just kicked Wolverines ass!"

by Mydozer October 8, 2018

Deadpoolholic

When a person is addicted/obsessed with Deadpool

Matthew: omfg Melanie is such a deadpoolholic but it's cool cause Deadpool is so badass

by Chokingonatoothpick October 14, 2016

Deadpool

Oh! Oh, hello! Hi there, I see you're looking up the definition of me. Now you may be wondering whose balls did I have to fondle to get my own definition. Spoiler alert is rhymes with Polverine.

DeadPool (Me) is the best hero

by ᴅeadpool March 31, 2020