The average shower a database Administrator (DBA) takes prior to showing up and sucking at their respective job. Which consists of excessive amounts of cologne/body spray to hide the fact they have not showered in weeks, and wreak of curry.
Tim: Lets hit the bar after hockey practice
Joe: No way Ill smell like total ass bro
Tim: Just take a DBA shower
Joe: Good idea, bitches love Axe Body spray
Joe: No way Ill smell like total ass bro
Tim: Just take a DBA shower
Joe: Good idea, bitches love Axe Body spray
by DuBsquared June 12, 2013
Aaron always likes to be a dick, sometimes Michael follows Aaron when he is being a dick, therefore Michael is DBA (Dickish by Association)
by th4t5thew4y1t15 April 16, 2014
DBA (Den Bosniske Arbejdshest), in english, TBA (The Bosnian Workhorse)
A man, machine, or horse, with an astonishing work ethic, capacity, and ability. Often outworks and outperforms others.
A man, machine, or horse, with an astonishing work ethic, capacity, and ability. Often outworks and outperforms others.
The desired results were not delivered, so management hired the DBA (Den Bosniske Arbejdshest), and the desired results were achieved.
by Fan of DBA (Rikke H.) February 17, 2023
A Database Administrator. One of the few low IQ tech jobs you can get. DBAs spend their time goofing off and doing anything but work. Then when it comes to doing actual work, they are slow to respond and have trouble understanding and form of code or logic an actual programmer gives them.
by iicyy January 25, 2024
by Richard Business February 02, 2023
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