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Darwinism

The process by which, via natural selection, unfit specimens remove themselves from the gene pool. See Darwin Awards.
He lit up a match to check if the tank had gas in it. Darwinism ensued.
by Dense Fog September 8, 2005
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Darwin'd

When someone performs an incredibly stupid action that results in their death or their sterilization, it is said they have been "Darwin'd", as they have done humanity a favor by keeping their potentially genetic mental defects out of the gene pool. The name refers to Darwin's theory of evolution, in which a species survives and adapts by being the most fit (to pass their genes on), and anyone who has been "Darwin'd" clearly is not. Being "Darwin'd" is a prerequisite to winning a Darwin Award
John stood in front of a moving car after his friend dared him fifty dollars to. John was hit by the car, and is now in a persistent vegetative state. Due to his newfound inability to breed as a result of his poor judgement, it can be said that he has been "Darwin'd"
by Dr_dude December 12, 2018
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Daydin is one of the most sexiest guy you will ever see he has a 4 penises that are 98-99 inches he is basically a sex magnet so if you see daydin you better hide your shordy
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dayin

that one girl that looks stunningly heartwarming, her grace brings out her inside out beauty. sophisticated but suprisingly a cutie . her parents’ daughter. getting her to like you back will cost years of await. the one tht are very concious of her self worth . not a simple one
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“she’s dayin dude, theres no other thing worth fighting for”
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Darwin Akbar

Another parody of the phrase "Allah Ackbar," used most often when a suicide bomber accidentally blows himself up prematurely in a "work accident."

Technically means "Darwin is greater," but refers to the Darwin Awards which are annually given to those individuals who accidentally kill themselves in the most idiotic way, thereby (thankfully) removing their genes from the human gene pool -- a comic inversion of the concept "survival of the fittest."
After Habib prematurely blew himself up, taking Abdul and Mohammed with him, his neighbors gathered next to the rubble and shouted "Darwin Akbar!"
by Garlic M. May 17, 2007
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Dawins

Omgg Dawins is awesome !
by Dawins February 1, 2020
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darwin awards

Awards given to people who die in incredibly stupid circumstances. Located at www.darwinawards.com
by El Jeffy July 12, 2003
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