darwisy

a goodboy,very friendly and so fat eheheh just kidding

darwisy like playboy but he is not

by cutelove December 26, 2017

darwin fish

A metal fish decal that parodies the christian jesus fish that lots of people put on the back of their cars. It says 'DARWIN' inside the body of the fish and has feet, symbolizing the evolution of the species. Sometimes these fish have other things inside them, like the word 'Evolve'.

Because I believe in evolution and not creationism, I display a darwin fish on the back of my car.

by eostre September 16, 2005

Darwined

Darwined: Verb. To get owned so incredibly bad that your ceasing to exist contributes to the evolution of mankind.

Newcast: "In today's news, a local man in Florida was severely injured when he tried to have sex with a wood chipper."
Guy Watching TV: "Ha. Darwined, bitch."

by GourmetPrince March 11, 2009

darwin award

an award given to somebody who dies or steralizes themselves in a manner that is so stupid and reckless, they actually improve humanity's gene poll by removing themselves from it.

He tried base jumping with an umbrella? He should get a darwin award.

by biotech69 August 14, 2009

Darwins Curve

Curve on San Francisco Bay Bridge at Yerba Buena Island fitted in late 2009 which challenges the 200 thousand plus daily drivers with Darwins Law of "natural selection".

In the two months after the "S" curve was built into the Bay Bridge; 16 million vehicles crossed the bridge with only 44 accidents at Darwins Curve.

by jim christ November 10, 2009

Charles Darwin

An English Naturalist who was the author of “Origin of Species” as well as several other books. Charles Darwin revolutionized biology with the scientific theory of evolution. Evolution is Descent with modification. Change in the genetic composition of a population during successive generations, as a result of natural selection acting on the genetic variation among individuals, and resulting in the development of new species. This is a scientific fact and the theory of evolution has never been disproved much as some would like to see that happen.

For some reason this inspires great hostility among people who have obviously never read or done research on evolution. (As evidenced by the questions about why are there still apes. Answer: Evolution isn’t a ladder, it more like a tree that has many branches. Humans didn’t evolve from modern day apes such as chimpanzees… humans and chimps have a common ancestor. The descendents of that common ancestor split off into different species over millions of years. )

Charles Darwin had ten children, three of whom died early. Many of his surviving children and their grandchildren would later achieve notability themselves.

by OneBadAsp November 3, 2006

Darwinism

The process by which, via natural selection, unfit specimens remove themselves from the gene pool. See Darwin Awards.

He lit up a match to check if the tank had gas in it. Darwinism ensued.

by Dense Fog September 8, 2005