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The Dart Board

Painting dart board rings on your girls face or ass and trying to get a perfect score by jizzing into the mouth or ass. If you get her eye you may cause her to have The Lazy Eye.
Last night I was playing darts with my old lady and accidentally jizmed her schnoz

I missed my girl's beaver last night playing with the dart board
by echostorm August 28, 2008
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Dashboarding

The act of jumping to the xbox dashboard or turning the xbox off after having a bad round of Call of Duty to save your kill Death ratio.
Someone goes 2 and 15 in Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 and turns his/her xbox off (Dashboarding) before the game goes back to the pre-game lobby. Therefore eliminating their poor round.
by 3Oh!8 February 4, 2010
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Dartford Grammar School

Absolute shitshow of a school, the staff don't care about the students they only care about the results, it truly is an exam factory. The teachers just waffle in the assemblies making the students a whole century late to their lesson. Almost all of the teachers act so posh and have a go at students for no reason, this school is filled with neeks clowns most of the students should join the circus at this rate.
Student:I go to Dartford Grammar School
Boy:Oh what is like?
Student:Fucking shambles of a school filled with shit teachers.
by AbsoluteNoLifer November 25, 2019
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Dartford Grammar school

Dartford Grammar School is bad. The headteacher has changed but he still is a weeb and looks similar to johnny sins. Absolute hellhole of a school, you cant even use your phone. They also take every opportunity they have to grab your money.
Person A: What school do u go to?
Person B: Dartford Grammar School.
Person A: I feel sorry for you man.
by Whusvjdgsundbdnsbsb February 4, 2022
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dashboarding

To exit to the Xbox 360 Dashboard. Dashboarding is somewhat common in Infinity Ward's Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 when the player is looking to preserve their kill/death ratio or avoid a Tactical Nuke that was earned through boosting.

"When In Doubt, Dashboard Out"
Fwirth: Yo dawg, you're 2-5, you dashboarding?

DrezaR nXd: Yeah bro, I gotta preserve the KDR. You feelin' me?

Fwirth: Yeah bro I feel you.

DrezaR nXd: Aiight dawgs peace out.

DrezaR nXd disconnected due to transmission error.

Pet the Possum: Yo I can't believe DrezaR just peaced when we're about to win 4-0.

Fwirth: As Peter Parker once said, with great kill/death ratio comes great responsibility.
by xxTrueGangsterxx March 14, 2010
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dashboard confessional

Living In Your Letters
by Alex February 13, 2004
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Dashboarding

When a player, within the xbox community quickly ejects from a game to there xbox dashboard. For such reasons as, game freezing, rage quitting, and also to quickly switch games.
"Dude, damn it!!! I'm freaking dashboarding!!! I hate being spawn killed!!!
by A PiranhaMoose November 14, 2011
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