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dandelion

The act of pinching someone's nostrils to cut off their air supply from their nose. At this point, the person will have to open their mouth to breathe. When this happens, the pincher urinates inside the unwillingly open mouth of the victim.
Yo, Dee gave Hilary a dandelion!
by Big L May 7, 2004
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Dandelion Patch

There are times when you're entering your partner from behind at which time she makes shat upon your curlies....at that time you both have entered the dandelion patch.
Bob: "you and Bertha were trashed last night" Steve: "You've got no idea....I was biting her back and she dropped me a fucking dandelion patch"
by Stank Deek June 1, 2013
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Dandelioning

When someone or thing pees the bed.
Did you just do a dandelioning
by Blueyso May 25, 2019
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Dandelionmale

Formerly known as @kangarootesticles on TikTok, Dandelionmale is one of the best tiktokers in history. With only 954k followers (and counting) they have been noticed by F’real, Inside edition, charlidamelio, benjikrol, addisonre, and some others. She has made 2 people delete their accounts. All of ‘radicaltok’ loves her. She had 300+ fanpages with amazing edits. Dandelionmale is commonly used in sentences usually referring to an account.
Hey have u heard of dandelionmale?!
who?
dandelionmale my page! ohhhh roasted.
by toastergekko August 2, 2021
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dangerous dandelions

The biggest baddest gang around. They prefer to tickle their victims to death or make them have severe allergic reactions if applicable.
Guy1: Hey man, do you have allergies?
Guy2: Yeah, its the Dangerous Dandelions......
by dalainimick March 1, 2010
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Dandelion

"Hey do you guys wanna give me a dandelion?"
"Sure, everyone gather around & on the count of three blow at the same time."
by heetee! May 19, 2010
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Dandelion

The act at the end of a blowjob, when the performer blows the semen during the ejaculation in the receivers direction.
Dude she like totally gave me a dandelion after one hell of a blowjob yesterday.
by SS Truppenkommandant Reichen December 5, 2017
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