carson daly

Puppet of MTV VJ who's job description looks something like this:
1. be likeable
2. like everyone

"hi, i'm carson daly, and i'm a massive tool."

by Anonymous April 22, 2003

John Daly

n. a mixed drink 2 parts vodka, one part iced tea, one part lemonade

n. a golfer infamous for drinking and gambling (and playing golf)

"I'd like to order a John Daly... it's an Arnold Palmer, add vodka."

"Did you see John Daly miss that putt today? I think he's on the sauce again."

by Benji12 July 27, 2006

Carson Daly

1. Viacom’s most popular bitch.
2. Talentless, personality-impaired, self-important, moron who sells out on a daily basis.
3. Someone who is 30 yet acts 14.
4. A Massive tool See: “Tool”

1. “Carson, Please play ‘N*SYNC’ because they are soo HOT!”
2. “Wow, Carson Daly kissed both Eminem and Christina Agulera’s ass in under 30 minutes!
3. “Did you see ‘TRL’ yesterday? Carson got so excited by N*SYNC that he jumped on Justin Timberlake’s Back!”
4. a. “Hi, welcome to TRL I’m Carson Daly.”
b. “Hi welcome to Last call I’m Carson Daly.”
c. “That’s some good TV right there”

by D1whoknosu December 25, 2003

Arson Daly

A good name for a pyromaniac

"I hope we don't have to burn the whole building down because of the smell! ... I'll try to give you a heads-up before my friend Arson Daly stops by."

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 29, 2018

Lily Daly

A fucking legend who can kick ass

Lily Daly is a whore periodt-

by Fuc.itz.lily (follow my insta September 12, 2020

John Daly

The alcoholic version of an Arnold Palmer, a 1/2 ice tea 1/2 lemonade drink. The John Daly is the same, with your favorite vodka poured heavy. Named after the often challenged, alcohol-loving pro golfer.

There's the waitress. What do you want to drink, an Arnold Palmer?

Nope- it's Friday, and we can leave work early- if we even go back . Let's have a John Daly or two and see if we can cop a buzz...

by amwiner22 September 5, 2009

carson daly

a big poser who is a gangster rapper when 50 cent is on the show, or a big faggot rocker when some shitty rock band is on

look at that kid getting bent over by his dad, what a carson daly

by Punk Blows April 25, 2003