When you take a week to a month to ripen your fumunda cheese and while recieving head, the girl eats the cheese while jacking you off and washes the cheese down with your cum.
A.K.A:
The dsb
"The Smorg"
Head 2.0
A.K.A:
The dsb
"The Smorg"
Head 2.0
cool kid 1: Yo cool kid 2! What you do last night?
cool kid 2: Oh hey cool kid 1, chris' mom came over and i gave her a Dairy Smorgasbord.
cool kid 1: dsb's are the tits.
cool kid 2: Oh hey cool kid 1, chris' mom came over and i gave her a Dairy Smorgasbord.
cool kid 1: dsb's are the tits.
by Tushar Agarwal March 14, 2009
Get the Dairy Smorgasbord mug.When dating a vegan, you're likely to not eat animal products when eating dinner with them. However, you likely eat animal products when at dinner with a friend(s) who is not vegan, and this friend(s) is/are your dairy mistress(es).
If your partner is vegetarian, the friend(s) would be a meat mistress(es).
If your partner is vegetarian, the friend(s) would be a meat mistress(es).
Bob: Dude, I totally couldn't eat this grilled cheese if Susan was here; she became a vegan 6 months before we started dating. You're so my dairy mistress.
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Daerelmar is a monotone bitch who is also asian jesus. He has silky smooth hair and we pray to our lord and savior every
night in hopes that he crawls into bed with us and tickles our toes.
night in hopes that he crawls into bed with us and tickles our toes.
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they take in times great, always making you smile back.
has you always wondering,
she's always true, among the strongest.
thoughtful always,hugs feels like home.
one you can always depend on.
although you can only truly see her if you are true .too
ONE CAN COMPETE WITH HER, YOU'LL NEVER BEAT.
they take in times great, always making you smile back.
has you always wondering,
she's always true, among the strongest.
thoughtful always,hugs feels like home.
one you can always depend on.
although you can only truly see her if you are true .too
ONE CAN COMPETE WITH HER, YOU'LL NEVER BEAT.
hey Guy , you know that daileen chick?!?!
yeah? man?
well, what do you think.
oh, she's great ive never spoken with somone more intriguing.
she's was so fun.
haha, we just spinned around in this egg, and i got too dizzy , so i got out.
and she kept spinning in that egg
every time i saw her, i felt better.
yeah? man?
well, what do you think.
oh, she's great ive never spoken with somone more intriguing.
she's was so fun.
haha, we just spinned around in this egg, and i got too dizzy , so i got out.
and she kept spinning in that egg
every time i saw her, i felt better.
by humptey dumptey January 7, 2010
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by Wisdom Orji February 4, 2009
Get the Dairy Smorgasbord mug.A kind hearted man who will do whatever he can to please his woman. He is loyal right to the very end, has such kind eyes, and loves with all his heart. He knows what he wants in life. If you try to control him in any way, you're out. Take your time with him, stop to smell the flowers or you'll lose the love of your life in the blink of an eye.
Barb: have you heard about that Dailen boy, eh bud?
Jen: oh ya bud! I've heard aboot him! He's a real keeper, eh?
Barb: oh ya bud! He left that cute little girl cuz she took things too fast, eh.
Jen: ooh that poor girl. She loved that Dailen so much.
Jen: oh ya bud! I've heard aboot him! He's a real keeper, eh?
Barb: oh ya bud! He left that cute little girl cuz she took things too fast, eh.
Jen: ooh that poor girl. She loved that Dailen so much.
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