Jim the Cop'd

To spill beer on ones shirt when chugging. First used on the show "Three Sheets" on MOJO.

Tom would've won the drinking contest, but he was disqualified when he Jim the Cop'd.

by Necroletariat January 13, 2008

The Chris D'Elia Defense

When you try to defend yourself against something you proabably did by saying "I know it looks bad".

When accused of sexual harassment and sexual assualt, comedian Chris D'Elia acknowledged the evidence against him saying, "First of all, I do know how it looks with all the stuff that's been said and the emails that have been put out there and what the media has been trying to say and I know it looks bad."

Chris' girlfriend accused him of cheating after seeing exchanged pictures on his phone yesterday. But Chris pleaded The Chris D'Elia Defense, saying "I know it looks bad".

by austinpowersyellowteeth January 25, 2022

The D Club

Where a man goes someplace private with his friends. They get naked and gather in a circle, and look at each other's dicks.

When you realize that Markiplier is part of The D Club.

by AnonymouslyGreat April 14, 2016

Jim the Cop'd

The act of spilling your beer during a chug contest. This typically occurs with inferior competitors that attempt to hastily finish their content before others. In the event of a tie, someone guilty of this act would be considered the loser and not 'three sheets' worthy. Hence, the first offender was Jim the Cop who's name now goes into posterity whenever this occurs.

Man he was on a winner's pace until he Jim the Cop'd.

by Bob Mik January 12, 2008

Jim the Cop'd

When someone is chugging a beverage (usually alcoholic) and it spills down the side of his/her face.

This term was coined by "Zane Lamprey" on the show "Three Sheets" shown on the MojoHD Channel during the New Years Special 12/31/2007.

Dude, you totally just Jim the Cop'd all over yourself!

by Llamaboy01 January 12, 2008

Jim the Cop'd

The act of wasting your alcoholic beverage from your mouth to your shirt when trying to chug more than you can handle i.e.: shot gun, beer bong or just being too drunk to drunk to properly get beverage from point A (hand) to point B (mouth).

From the drinking show "Three sheets" with Zane Lamprey

Carlos attemped to shot gun his beer but was so bad at it he Jim the Cop'd all over his shirt

by Secca January 19, 2010

The D-coin

The D-coin is the nickname for the NBA's best Caucasian player. Luka Doncic. Our lord and savior.

OMG the D-coin is on fire tonight!

by Bugetarian.com May 22, 2022