cyborg

Half human, Half robot. Need I say more? I do? What do you live under a rock?

Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.

by Micron X February 24, 2010

cyborg

a person who is part robot and part human or a person who can't survive without technology and will die in Amish areas

Rodger: I don't understand why people are freaking out about the iPad 2? It's only a giant iPod touch.

Matty: NO IT'S NOT AN OVERSIZED iPOD TOUCH!!!! IT'S THE FUTURE OF OUR WORLD AND IT NOW HAS FACETIME!!!!!!

*rolls eyes*
Rodger: Slow down cyborg

by blah blah blah idk April 17, 2011

cyborging

The process of humans turning step-by-step into Cyborgs

People not using their own hand, legs or brain anymore, are in preparation of cyborging process.

by Al Dave -Ro October 29, 2018

cyborg

Also known as bluetool, one who wears an earpiece and is often found talking to what appears to be themselves. Can be inconspicuously identified to present company by saying: "I spy cyborg."

"Is that guy talking to himself?"
"I spy cyborg."

by Jack&Kristen June 21, 2008

cyborg monday

the first monday after thanksgiving when cyborgs get all their christmas shopping done.

cyborg 1: have you started your christmas shopping yet?
cyborg 5: no, i usually wait until cyborg monday.

by stefmart December 1, 2010

Cyberzine

A magazine which is available over the internet. Cyberzines may or may not be subscription oriented and may or may not feature print versions.

The Huffington Post is a Cyberzine.

by reaction112 February 12, 2009

Cyborg Pirate Zombie Ninja Jesus

Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus returns from dead on Easter and becomes Cyborg Pirate Zombie Ninja Jesus. He hunts for eggs and brains. His bite will turn you into a zombie but will also cleanse you of all sin.

It's Easter! Happy Cyborg Pirate Zombie Ninja Jesus Day!

by ETNSA May 14, 2011