red cunt hair

1.) the smallest measurable unit that can be visibly seen
2.) the smallest measurable unit (about 0.001 femtometers)
3.) (Nautical, Nuclear) a quickly estimated unit of length equal to one hundred quadrillionth of a meter, often abbreviated as RHC when females or effeminate males are present.

Dammit! If I could only get that screw in another red cunt hair, this lid could seal!

red cunt hair by NeightR April 15, 2006

blond cunt hair 

1) A unit of measurement, often used by tradesmen to describe small adjustments required.

2) commonly accepted to be less precise than a "red cunt hair", the finest hair measurement scale currently in use.

"Hey Scotty, shave a blond cunt hair off that pipe, she's not lining up bud"

blond cunt hair by Scotty Chats May 6, 2018

scandinavian cunt hair 

1st smallest unit of measure, 1/2 the thickness of an ordinary cunt hair. Also very fine.

I missed hitting that
car by a scandinavian cunt hair.

That bitch is finer than a scandinavian cunt hair.

scandinavian cunt hair by willifish August 7, 2009

[infected cunt hair] 

A term someone uses if they strongly dislike another person.

Betty: "I can't stand her"

Sue: "Who?"

Betty: "Lulu, that infected cunt hair!"

[infected cunt hair] by enter mister November 15, 2006

cunt's hair 

a very small unit of measurement.

I was only off by a cunt's hair.

cunt's hair by Butler Butt Clogger October 19, 2011

cunt's hair 

Small ammount or short distance.

I missed that shot by a cunt's hair.

cunt's hair by jkits July 9, 2006

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pretty much what it sounds like. but in case you can't tell, it is a string of words you would use when you are running out of insults, or just for shits and giggles.

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Specy bowl hair cut fuck small dick skinny cunt eat more wanker by megalabob March 9, 2021