Fucked Cunt

A mad sick cunt just did something wicked and everyone saw.

oh that was fucked cunt!

by pedo fam69 May 6, 2019

you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog

perhaps the most offensive and all-encompasing insult ever conceived. either Portugese or Afrikaans in origin.

dude1: go on, say "you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog"

dude2: you were born from your mother's assho <dude1 punches 2 in face>

by b4stard November 10, 2005

If you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked

if you behave like an arsehole, the universe might return the favour.

Person 1:
"Did you hear what happened to my sister at the grocery store?"

Person 2:
"No?"

Person 1:
"She parked across the disabled bays again. Shit had been smeared over her windscreen."

Person 2:
"Well… if you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked."

by sherlock-3 July 28, 2025

bitchass cuntfucker

Sorry-ass, oblivious retard who hogs the road

Move the fuck over, dillweed - you on your way to a bitchass cuntfucker convention, or what?

by Cackalacka September 4, 2008

cuntsucker

much like a cocksucker...but far worse

Hey cuntsucker...get over here.

by Dudley Watts October 27, 2004

cuntfucker

an offensive term for a heterosexual man

hes such a cuntfucker

by eagled January 6, 2009

Calliope of clownish cuntfuckery

When someone or an organization does something or creates a situation that is ridiculously stupid and frustrating in multiple ways, usually intentionally. Similar to a clusterfuck

The school has sent me the sixth revised financial aid package and they still made another error. This is a calliope of clownish cuntfuckery

by Justclowntingz August 10, 2019