Mother's Cunt

The flange of your mum

I love to lick your mother's hairy smelly cunt

She had a face like your mother's cunt

by Matthew Carter April 18, 2005

Tighter then a nun's cunt

A term used to describe anything thats very tight, in a satirical manner, because nuns can't have sex, therefore there cunts would be tight. plus its fun to say, and it flows nice

Danm bro this fucking nail is tighter then a nun's cunt

by -_- _/(-_-)\_ November 8, 2020

cat's cunt

Another classic term for something that there is nothing better than. Bee's knees is the more commonly known synonym.

"I like your slacks."

"Yeah dude they're the cat's cunt!"

by Cuntdy June 24, 2008

Bethany's Cunt

A beautiful vagina, soft and silky, and sweet like a little pink rosebud.

If you come across a Bethany's Cunt you just can't stop yourself from becoming intoxicated by it's juices.

After they had seen a Bethany's Cunt,

they would always want to see it again and again.

by ThatOneMarriedBitch October 20, 2011

witch's cunt

something completely inaccessible.

We went to the store but nobody was there and it was locked up tighter than a witch's cunt.

by sqrfolkdnc September 3, 2009

Brodinger's Cunt

A cock experiment, sometimes described as a paradox, in which a semi erect penis is inserted in the direction of female genitalia, but for whatever reason it cannot be determined whether the penis has actually entered the vagina, or whether it is merely wedged between the purgatory that is the butt cheek - vagina junction. Until it is observed, the penetration is both occurring and not occurring at the same time, a state commonly referred to as cocktum superposition.

I was so drunk last night, I wasn't sure if it was in for five minutes! It was a real Brodinger's Cunt.

by TheeSpanishJ March 3, 2018

Athlete's Cunt

An infection that a woman contracts after having sexual intercourse with a foot having the fungus known as athlete's foot. Symptoms include blisters and cracked skin. Aka dhobi itch.

That bitch laughed after I kicked her in the box and it didn't hurt her...little did she know I gave her athlete's cunt, biological warfare at it's finest!

Good thing that guy had a foot condom....no athlete's cunt here!!!

by Kevin Baconstrips March 8, 2009