CuntFax

The facts about a new or used Vagina including previous owners and mileage! Derived From the term CarFax.

Person1: Hey bro, you wouldn't believe the girl I picked up last night, I swear she was a ten!

Person2: Well did you get the CuntFax before you smashed?

Person1: "Scratches Red bumps", Aww shit!

by FreshyWeshy September 15, 2010

cuntface

What female members of staff get called when the boss is drunk.

Oi cuntface, come and move some cars!
Often followed by: What's wrong cuntface?

by slip May 13, 2005

cuntface

Fingering a girl getting her juices on your fingers/hand.. then slapping her round the face.. then exclaiming "cuntface".

*fingers girl, slaps her round face*
"ha, cuntface!!!"

by henshawwwwwwwww November 28, 2011

Cuntface

A person whose face is bearded, shriveled and generally resembles a vagina.

"Willie Nelson has a cuntface."

by creedmoor June 11, 2006

cuntfart

the sounds to describe the air coming out of yourvgina while getting your brains fucked out

he bent me over so hard i had to cunt fart

by annemarie January 17, 2003

coneface

1. A dog, bird, or Bilso with a plastic cone on their face.
2. Someone who is so stupid that its like their brains are squeezed into the upper part of a cone.

1. Hey, look at that coneface!
2. Man, you da real coneface, bro!

by Garrison Cageface December 28, 2005

Cuntface

A rare species of fish native mostly to the deep lakes of South America resembling the female genitalia.

The cuntface swallowed the diver.

by Tony July 17, 2006