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Toilet Paper Conundrum

The law of total probability that decides it will be your turn to be without toilet paper in the bathroom.

All at the same time, there is not a spare roll within a 12-mile radius of your location. This may have you questioning what you did to deserve this or why bad things happen to good people.
"I prayed to God asking not to be hit with the Toilet Paper Conundrum."

"I still haven't recovered from that Toilet Paper Conundrum yesterday."
by homb July 4, 2014
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The Ross Gellar Conundrum

When an unsuspecting victim in a group of friends falls in to the bottomless pit of everyone calling them "Ross Gellar" for the rest of their life.
"I guess all my friends call me 'Ross Gellar' now. I don't really like it, but in their defense I never did try to make them stop."

"I am SO not Ross Gellar. How did you even come up with that? It doesn't make any sense and is, like, quite frankly so far off it's sad..."
"That's so Ross, bro."
"Oh my god, can't you see you are only saying that because of the Ross Gellar Conundrum?!"
by Dr. Walter Fanchy March 7, 2018
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Kipper Conundrum

A phase in a girls life where she believes that she could be a lesbian.
by Wildwood Days October 8, 2008
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exclamation conundrum

The rule of thumb regarding the amount of exclamation marks that are accepted by society. You are permitted to use one, three, five, seven or more exclamation marks.
Boyfriend texts: Oh my God!!
Girlfriend replies: Dude follow the Exclamation Conundrum!!!!!
by Shadestag October 18, 2013
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cunundrumucopia

Commingling of conundrum & cornucopia that specifically relates to having an abundance of problems or issues.
George W. Bush has found himself in a cunundrumucopia since we went into Iraq.
by Roger Halunen January 15, 2006
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cundrum

condom, as used by americans (and perhaps by other English speakers) until the 1950s. Condoms were originally sold only at pharmacies, usually kept hidden under the counter.
It was often a mark of masculinity for a young man just to keep one in his wallet and show off the "ring" outline.
When condoms became readily available, and commonly marketed, the current usage became more popular, eventually making "cundrum" virtually archaic.
The grounds in lover's lane are full of used cundrums.
by Joey Petito September 25, 2005
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Conundrum

Origin: Pseudo-latin, used in learned social circles in Oxford University as humor, slang for "wit" or "pun" jokes, first known use 1596. Basically, answering a question with a pun, riddle, or joke. More modern usage generally refers to a difficult or complex riddle.
(In biology lab) Jim: "Hey John, I was disecting this robin, and I seem to have misplaced it's head. Have you seen it?"
John: "There you go, with your bird-brained schemes, methinks you have lost your mind!"
Jim: "Would you stop your silly conundrums and beak-flapping and help me find my dearest robin!"
by BigBadDuff November 4, 2007
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